It’s a bit personal, sorry. But I feel lame for not answering you properly so here’s an elaborate lie so you’ll at least enjoy reading this (hopefully):
So my guuurlfrands and I were out eating one night and ordered some drinks. When my friend took a swig of his beer, I noticed the coaster was still attached to the bottom of the glass. Beneath the coaster was some kind of weird inscription. I pointed this out to my friend. He looked at it, confused and then read the incantation out loud.
Suddenly a blinding whirlwind of lights and colors surrounded him and he transformed into a mystical scout. Amazed, my friends and I all picked up our coasters and found similar incantations written beneath them. So we too, summoned our earth shattering transformations powers and became the sole defenders of this here, planet Earth.
However, I couldn’t let people know I was a superhero so I made up a lie about being grounded.
Anyways, I hope that kept you entertained. I was snorting to myself writing this.